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I Wanna Know Road Goes On Forever She Thinks My Cooler's Sexy Toobing On The River |
This song is an all-time favorite amoung river-goers and was also re-recorded at a slower pace to sound more like the "country" of today. Road Goes On Forever (Robert Earl Keen) Sherry was a waitress at the only joint in town. She had a reputation as a girl who'd been around. On Main street after midnight, a brand new pack of cig's, a fresh one hanging from her lips, a beer between her legs. She rides down to the river, and meets with all her friends. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. Sonny was a loner, older than the rest. He was goin' in the Navy, but couldn't pass the test. So he hung around town, he sold a little pot. The law caught wind of Sonny and one day he got caught. But he was back in business when they set him free again. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. Sonny's playin' eight-ball in the joint where Sherry works when some drunken out-of-towner put his hand up Sherry's skirt. Sonny took his pool cue, laid the drunk out on the floor. Stuffed a dollar in her tip jar, walked out the door. She's running right behind him, reaching for his hand. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. They jumped into his pickup, Sonny jammed it down in gear. Sonny looked at Sherry, said "Let's get on out of here". The stars were high above them, the moon was in the east. The sun was setting on them when they reached Miami Beach. They got a hotel by the water, a quart of Bombay Gin. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. They soon ran out of money but, Sonny knew a man, who knew some Cuban refugees, who dealt in contraband. Sonny met the Cubans in a house just off the route, with a briefcase full of money and a pistol in his boot. The cards were on the table when the law came bustin' in. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. The Cubans grabbed the goodies, Sonny grabbed a jack, broke the bathroom window and climbed on out the back. Sherry drove the pickup through the alley on the side, where a lawman tackled Sonny and was reading him his rights. She stepped out in the alley with a single shot four-ten The road goes on forever and the party never ends. They left the lawman lying, they made their getaway. Got back to the motel just before the break of day. Sonny gave her all the money, he blew a little kiss. If they ask you how this happened say I forced you into this. She watched him as his taillights disappeared around the bend. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. Its main street after midnight, just like it was before, twenty-one months later, at the local grocery store. Sherry buys a paper and a cold six-pack of beer. The headlines say that Sonny is going to the chair. She pulls back onto mainstreet in her new Mercedes Benz. The road goes on forever and the party never ends. Parody to the tune of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney. floating down the river, in the hot summer sun over by some friends, having so much fun her hands inside a grabbing and popping one open as anyone can see it's shoved in a toob and secured real tight filled to the brim, it'll empty by tonight just look at her face, she ain't a foolin' me she thinks my cooler's sexy, it really turns her on she's always staring at me, while I'm floating along she's always willing to grab me a can she's even kinda crazy 'bout my toober's tan she's the only one who really understands what get's me she thinks my cooler's sexy we float side to side, it's a piece of lifes' slice open up the lid, and swish around the ice ease the head back with the radio on she said this is the life and I agree that it's the best she grabs another cold one from my big ice chest one last cold one for the bus ride home she thinks my cooler's sexy, it really turns her on she's always staring at me, while I'm floating along she's always willing to grab me a can she's even kinda crazy 'bout my toober's tan she's the only one who really understands what get's me she thinks my cooler's sexy well she ain't into flimsy, collapsables but if it turns into a seat, it's respectable she thinks my cooler's sexy, it really turns her on she's always staring at me, while I'm floating along she's always willing to grab me a can she's even kinda crazy 'bout my toober's tan she's the only one who really understands what get's me she thinks my cooler's sexy she thinks my cooler's sexy she thinks my cooler's sexy Parody to the tune of "Proud Mary" by Tina Turner. left the hassle of the city getting on my nerves every night and day soon I'll be relaxing, splashing and a laughing drinking a cold one, soaking the sun long river keep on flowing max cooler keep my drinks cooling toobin', toobin', toobin' on the river made a lotta new friends on the water paddling and floating into a dream but I never thought life could be this good 'til I took relaxing to the extreme long river keep on flowing max cooler keep my drinks cooling toobin', toobin', toobin' on the river if you come down to the River bet you're gonna find some people who live you don't have to worry 'cause you have no money people on the river are happy to give long river keep on flowing max cooler keep my drinks cooling toobin', toobin', toobin' on the river I Wanna Know - parody of same title by Information Society [chorus] I wanna know Where you're toobing There are places you can hide I wanna know Where you're floating Tell me where do you ride Here i am shouting out Looking round without a clue I find myself alone again toobing without you I can't see around the bend is it rapids is it slow If you float away from me How can we share the flow (chorus) I know I could swim to you But what good would it do You got mad at me a while a go Paddled off just like you do Here i am ho humming again Went toobing for the day If I catch up to you You'd only float away (chorus) (chorus) (chorus) eXtremeToobing.com © 2010 -- All Rights Reserved Legal Notices |