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The river plays many types of music. It ranges from country, to pop 40, to rock, to the sounds of the birds singing in the background. Go to submissions to submit your favorite toobing song.


I Wanna Know

Road Goes On Forever

She Thinks My Cooler's Sexy

Toobing On The River


Road Goes On Forever

This song is an all-time favorite amoung river-goers and was also re-recorded at a slower pace to sound more like the "country" of today.

Road Goes On Forever
(Robert Earl Keen)

Sherry was a waitress at the only joint in town.
She had a reputation as a girl who'd been around.
On Main street after midnight, a brand new pack of cig's,
a fresh one hanging from her lips, a beer between her legs.
She rides down to the river, and meets with all her friends.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.


Sonny was a loner, older than the rest.
He was goin' in the Navy, but couldn't pass the test.
So he hung around town, he sold a little pot.
The law caught wind of Sonny and one day he got caught.
But he was back in business when they set him free again.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

Sonny's playin' eight-ball in the joint where Sherry works
when some drunken out-of-towner put his hand up Sherry's skirt.
Sonny took his pool cue, laid the drunk out on the floor.
Stuffed a dollar in her tip jar, walked out the door.
She's running right behind him, reaching for his hand.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

They jumped into his pickup, Sonny jammed it down in gear.
Sonny looked at Sherry, said "Let's get on out of here".
The stars were high above them, the moon was in the east.
The sun was setting on them when they reached Miami Beach.
They got a hotel by the water, a quart of Bombay Gin.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

They soon ran out of money but, Sonny knew a man,
who knew some Cuban refugees, who dealt in contraband.
Sonny met the Cubans in a house just off the route,
with a briefcase full of money and a pistol in his boot.
The cards were on the table when the law came bustin' in.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

The Cubans grabbed the goodies, Sonny grabbed a jack,
broke the bathroom window and climbed on out the back.
Sherry drove the pickup through the alley on the side,
where a lawman tackled Sonny and was reading him his rights.
She stepped out in the alley with a single shot four-ten
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

They left the lawman lying, they made their getaway.
Got back to the motel just before the break of day.
Sonny gave her all the money, he blew a little kiss.
If they ask you how this happened say I forced you into this.
She watched him as his taillights disappeared around the bend.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

Its main street after midnight, just like it was before,
twenty-one months later, at the local grocery store.
Sherry buys a paper and a cold six-pack of beer.
The headlines say that Sonny is going to the chair.
She pulls back onto mainstreet in her new Mercedes Benz.
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.


She Thinks My Cooler's Sexy

Parody to the tune of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney.

floating down the river, in the hot summer sun
over by some friends, having so much fun
her hands inside a grabbing and popping one open as anyone can see
it's shoved in a toob and secured real tight
filled to the brim, it'll empty by tonight
just look at her face, she ain't a foolin' me

she thinks my cooler's sexy, it really turns her on
she's always staring at me, while I'm floating along
she's always willing to grab me a can
she's even kinda crazy 'bout my toober's tan
she's the only one who really understands what get's me
she thinks my cooler's sexy

we float side to side, it's a piece of lifes' slice
open up the lid, and swish around the ice
ease the head back with the radio on
she said this is the life and I agree that it's the best
she grabs another cold one from my big ice chest
one last cold one for the bus ride home

she thinks my cooler's sexy, it really turns her on
she's always staring at me, while I'm floating along
she's always willing to grab me a can
she's even kinda crazy 'bout my toober's tan
she's the only one who really understands what get's me
she thinks my cooler's sexy

well she ain't into flimsy, collapsables
but if it turns into a seat, it's respectable

she thinks my cooler's sexy, it really turns her on
she's always staring at me, while I'm floating along
she's always willing to grab me a can
she's even kinda crazy 'bout my toober's tan
she's the only one who really understands what get's me
she thinks my cooler's sexy

she thinks my cooler's sexy
she thinks my cooler's sexy


Toobing On The River

Parody to the tune of "Proud Mary" by Tina Turner.

left the hassle of the city
getting on my nerves every night and day
soon I'll be relaxing, splashing and a laughing
drinking a cold one, soaking the sun

long river keep on flowing
max cooler keep my drinks cooling
toobin', toobin', toobin' on the river

made a lotta new friends on the water
paddling and floating into a dream
but I never thought life could be this good
'til I took relaxing to the extreme

long river keep on flowing
max cooler keep my drinks cooling
toobin', toobin', toobin' on the river

if you come down to the River
bet you're gonna find some people who live
you don't have to worry 'cause you have no money
people on the river are happy to give

long river keep on flowing
max cooler keep my drinks cooling
toobin', toobin', toobin' on the river


I Wanna Know

I Wanna Know - parody of same title by Information Society

[chorus]
I wanna know
Where you're toobing
There are places you can hide

I wanna know
Where you're floating
Tell me where do you ride

Here i am shouting out
Looking round without a clue
I find myself alone again
toobing without you
I can't see around the bend
is it rapids is it slow
If you float away from me
How can we share the flow

(chorus)

I know I could swim to you
But what good would it do
You got mad at me a while a go
Paddled off just like you do
Here i am ho humming again
Went toobing for the day
If I catch up to you
You'd only float away

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